Sunday, May 07, 2006
Barbra
That said, the broad can be oh-so-cheesy.
Here she is performing a duet with Burt Bacharach from his 1971 CBS special. The only thing greater than her voice is her cheese...and that this clip is out of sync makes it all the better.
Enjoy!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
My Face
Once the ad ends and the interviews begin, keep your finger near pause.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Immigration Rally and Boycott
All in all, a success (backlash be damned)!
Stephen Colbert
Monday, May 01, 2006
Pro-Immigrants Rights
laprotest_broadway
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
As a grandchild of immigrants and a student of American history, I am filled with awe at the events of the day. During this time of corruption, I embrace any group stepping forward and making their voice heard.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Sunday, April 23, 2006
An L.A. Weekend
Joel's parents arrive followed by Carl, who gulps from my wine glass, also needing fortification. He suggests he should have brought a xanax for us both to split. A good idea to remember for next time.
We move to sit and 3 table squashed together near the kitchen door. Taking a page out of my mom's playbook, I insist they move us over at least one table away from the swinging kitchen door. They accommodate and I request another fortification.
Dinner is fine, company is nice and we all go our separate merry ways, happy to have accomplished another gathering without all-out warfare.
Saturday morning, I drag myself up and out to visit my mom's mom, Nana Dorothy. She's in an assisted living house in Moorpark, about 40 miles north of my home. I stop and pick up a few cand bars and a bag of lifesavers -- as they're almost the only thing she lives for. I arrive and she tells me that she wants to die. Ok.
I don't blame her. She's in a lot of pain and doesn't have much to live for. I tell her that I hope she gets out of pain soon and finds peace. We talk for a few minutes, reminisce a tad and then I'm off to my Great Uncle Jack's birthday in Westlake, being held at some Italian restaurant hidden around a fake lake, next to a boat club and mall. I find the location, but not the restaurant, so I convince myself that I'm in the wrong location and drive around Westlake for 30 minutes til my sister finally calls me and gives me directions. I had called several people, but no one saw fit to answer their phones.
I arrive amid speeches and toasts and the such. I request fortification. And then the barber shop quartet singing begins. It's sweet, a nice throwback, and we all sing TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME (my Uncle Jack has had season tix to the Dodgers since they moved to LA). Oh, and some wellspoken yet seemingly pompous State Senator spoke and offer Uncle Jack a proclamation from the state. A very nice afternoon was had.
After the celebration, I came home and soundly napped. Next, it was off to a rooftop fundraiser in West Hollywood for a friend of a friend who's riding in the AIDS Ride. Steve and I chatted amiably with new-found 40-year old lesbian screenwriter and her friend, a nurse. And, then for entertainment, 6 traditional mexican dancers took the stage (or the roof, i guess) and danced a series of traditional mexican dances, culminating with the famous "hat dance."
It was fun and kitschy and little weird. Downtown glittered behind us and the Century City towers glittered behind the dancers.
From strangely formed families previously thought inconceivable to nanas with a deathwish to barber shop quartets and state proclamations to traditional mexican dancers at rooftop AIDS fundraiser parties, I gotta say: I love LA.
This afternoon, I'm off to the one year anniversary of Fuel. But first, I'm desperate for a constitional and a large coffee. I'm pooped.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Friday, April 21, 2006
Monday, April 17, 2006
Happy 225th Birthday L.A.
Oh, and I guess LAist is compiling a list too.
Five more things I would do:
1. Go to your neighborhood council meeting.
2. Visit your local library.
3. Go to a reading at Skylight Books or A Different Light Boookstore.
4. Hike Runyon Canyon.
5. Go to the West Hollywood or Long Beach Gay Pride parade.
Perhaps more to come...
Friday, April 14, 2006
Impeach Bush
One commenter reminds us:
One man, with a dream at leisure
Can go out to conquer a crown,
But three, with a new song's measure
Can crumble an Empire down.
From "Ode" by Arthur O'Shaunessy (d. 1889)
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Cynthia McKinney vs. Tom Delay
But you wanna know where the racism and sexism is here? It ain't with the Capitol cops (in this case), who are in a crappy position under the stress of terrorism neurosis that pervades everything. It's with the media, who act with deference towards a white male thrice-admonished alleged felon who has intimate connections with convicted felons and who feel free to attack the black woman who has yet to be charged with anything.
Oh, and that's not to mention that McKinney's a Democrat and DeLay's a Republican.
Read the whole thing.
Cheney's a lying sack of shit
Anyway, the latest Libby/Cheney/Bush Leakapolooza seems to be missing something and I think the Rude Guy may be right.
See if you agree.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Baseball Can Be a Drag
Can't they build it over the Capitol or The White House or are the Cess Pools too deep for cleaning?
Rats on a Plane
Thursday, April 06, 2006
The Republicans
Good times (or is it End Times?).
On a sidenote, it's great to see Billmon posting regularly again. Hope he continues. He's sorely needed.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Delay
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Agonizing Back Pain
Fine, he adjusts me for my initial reason for coming (I'll go back to start the other stuff to make me taller and less bloated, I guess) and sent me on my way.
And I was better. Cut to a day and a half later -- today -- and I feel a little twingey, but still think I can pick up a small table at a friend's house (thanks Brian!). I did and immediately, I'm in agonizing pain. It's like somebody is punching me in my lower back and hip repeatedly (you know, just where the chiropractor adjusted me).
I finally make it home and Carl goes out for the requisite heating pad, muscle relaxant, muscle spray, anything...mostly probably to get away from my Baby Jane self.
And, so, I'm left in my sickbed, and the only thing the puppy wants to do is jump up and down on my in-agony body or lick me in the face...and there was no way for me to summon the strength to push him away. I love the puppy, but come on, already, catch a bird, play with the other dog, dig a plant. Finally, he just plops down at my feet, then my head, then my feet. Fine, just please God, no jumping on the the family jewels, legs, chest, face, anywhere and quit the licking. Thank you.
Now, I'm on wine and muscle relaxants and the puppy's asleep. So, I guess it didn't end as poorly as I might have feared. I'm off to watch the rest of Liza with a Z because I can't sit any longer (yes, I watch standing up like I'm at a cocktail party because sitting is too painful -- I found a relatively less painful way to sit at this computer, hence this missive).
Soon, another muscle relaxant and back to bed. In six months, I may be 5 inches taller.
Conservative Publishing
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Downtown Protest March
Here's a blog with a description and pics.
It's just another sign that the tide is turning and the people who have been fucked over for so long in this country are finally taking a stand.
If I was a republican, I would be feeling less and less comfortable about now.
As they said today, si, se puede.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Why Do the Dixie Chicks Hate America
Listen to the song and hear why I like 'em more and more.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Iraq: The Start of Year 4
Though, it's important to put the blame for this idiocy where it lies -- with Bush and his henchmen -- what really gnaws at me is how the hell will we get out of there now?
oy.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
El Coyote
Family Reserach Council
Well, the ironically named Family Research Council is appalled.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
White House Access for Sale
the
most
corrupt
administration
since
richard
nixon.
My thought, of course, is that this one makes Nixon look like the patron saint of honesty and sensitivity...but that's just logical ol me...
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
South Dakota Abortions
Hopefully, it's the old two steps forward, one giant leap back adage, but we've had quite a bit of backward leaping over the past few years. So, who knows.
Anyway, here's the state's new logo.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Monday, February 20, 2006
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Bright Idea
DSC_0393
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
I guess I wasn't the only person who thought it would be a good day to take in the views.
Unfortunately, I had not at all planned on hiking. I thought I'd just go up to the Observatory, shoot a few from the base and head home. But, being that the Observatory is being expanded, it was completely fenced off. My only choice was to walk up the trails. And once I started, I figured that I had to go all the way to the top -- Dante's Peak.
Every turn was a more beautiful view. Once I headed back down, though, I took a wrong turn and ended up on an old fire road. I eventually -- thru the help of the actor who played Michael J. Fox's father in FAMILY TIES (Michael Gross, thank imdb) -- found my way back to the main road and my car.
Drove back down, stopped at new cafe at bottom that's inside the park and that has gotten rave reviews. Unfortunately, they only took cash. So, I settled for solid diner food at Astro Family Restaurant along with an alternative paper and some strong coffee.
It was a great start to the afternoon.
Aha
DSC_0416
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
Two more reasons to love L.A. -- and that's not even counting the beautiful vistas from the park after a storm.
At play
At play
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
Sabrina and Cooper go at it...but, more importantly, how does anyone sit in that chair on the left?
Friday, February 17, 2006
Monday, February 13, 2006
WTF
Enough is fucking enough.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
I miss the snow
For many indoors, it was a day to relax by a window, perhaps with a glass of wine and soft jazz on the radio, and take in the unreal loveliness of winter — the panes frosted like glass from Murano, the sills drifted with flourishes of lacework, and, out in the storm, dreamscapes of snow blowing down a street, curtains of snow falling in great sweeps, snow settling like peace in the parks and skeletal woodlands.
I wish I could be there or in Boston to experience it.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Shoe bombs
Max: Do you have a shoebomb in a wingtip, size 9?
Atrios has little more.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
I Love Puns
Say Goodbye to Gay Tolerance and Hello to the American Taliban
Of course, we expect more than just "toleration" anyway, but, nonetheless, it was something. And, who do you think might have requested this removal? Why, I'm glad you asked. The good ol' Family Research Council takes credit.
The Rude Pundit has complete details including links to a google cache version of the old site and links to the newly whitewashed site.
Sure makes you wonder what side of the "War on Terror" (tm) they're really on, doesn't it?
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Jack Abramoff
Perhaps. Read this accounting.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
the State of the Union
The Rude Pundit has the best take on the so-called speech. Here's a brief excerpt:
So there it was. Bush barely bothering to say anything worthwhile. Commissions to study shit. Vague monetary promises. The vow to keep spyin' because otherwise, apparently, America will become bombapalooza. The entire evening was like Bush had gone to the doctor to have his prostate examined: "Here, sir, bend over this podium and it'll be over before you know it and you don't have to it again for another year."
The only thing significant in the entire evening was the treatment of two mothers who lost children in the Iraq War. Bush recognized the parents and widow of Sergeant Dan Clay, killed in Fallujah last month (didn't we secure Fallujah by leveling it?), who stood to applause and cheers from the slavering politicians. Meanwhile, Cindy Sheehan was arrested and led out of the gallery for revealing a t-shirt that read, "2245 Dead. How many more?" She didn't even get to hear Bush promise to kill more soldiers like Dan and Casey, as well as more Iraqi civilians, in order to honor them. He may as well have dug up their corpses and made them dance, dance, grotesquely, horribly, in celebration.
Read it all.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Alito
An excerpt...
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE JOHN... PAUL... STEVENS!!!!
[Wild...I mean frickin' WILD applause. A million Bic lighters suddenly come to life as the most massive fireworks display you've ever seen explodes overhead! Molly Ivins, E.J. Dionne and Paul Krugman throw candy to the crowd.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE DAVID... SOUTER!!!!
[Women wriggle their panties off and throw them on-stage. WILD applause as the Blue Angels roar overhead and a thousand children holding flashlights form a human `scales of justice.']
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH... BADER... GINSBURG!!!!
[Okay, this is getting insane. A team of Chippendales dancers hoists Ginsburg on a solid gold throne as a million voices sing in unison: We will, we will ROCK YOU!! Kenny G descends from the rafters to play a solo, but is carried off by security, thank god.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE STEPHEN... BREYER!!!!
[Shit! No...way! The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Green Day, Busta Rhymes, the Dixie Chicks and Kanye West team up for an insane performance of Street Fighting Man while a MASSIVE American flag unfurls. The roar of the crowd is heard in 6 states.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ANTHONY... KENNEDY!!!!
Clap...C'clap. Clap. C'clap. Clap.
[Good lord. Sparklers. Speedo. Oh no...we told him three times: no clogging!]
Saturday, January 28, 2006
The State of the Union
Laugh, I guess.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Cujos
DSC03446
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
Well,in honor of Bob Loblaw's Blog, I've decided to continue pursuing a dog blog. With that in mind, here are Sabrina and Cooper expressing their open-mouth, fang-baring love for each other. And they said it wouldn't happen.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Cooper Redux
Cooper
Originally uploaded by miles10001.
Sideways Cooper. Yes, we now have 3 mini-coopers in the family.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Photo Blogigng and Links
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Blatant Homophobia in the Daily Comics
Hello friends,Have you seen the L.A. Times comics the past few days? They're publishing a week of homophobic "Mallard Fillmore" strips by Bruce Tinsley. In it, a character proudly announces he realized he's homophobic, after being really grossed out by Brokeback Mountain. As is the strip's norm, this is presented without a shred of irony, humor or commentary, but rather plainly as the strip's own point of view. The third person narrator of the strip remains neutrally uncritical. (If you know the strip, you know Tinsley uses it not to create characters or situations, but to nakedly voice his personal opinions.) The emphasis is on his "coming out" as homophobic.
I sure doubt they'd publish a strip about proudly claiming one's racism and being disgusted by black folks. But today in Los Angeles, still a double standard.A friend at the Times assures me they do listen to criticism, especially when more people write to them. So PLEASE take a second now to jot a note saying what you think about their choice to publish this week's homophobic "Mallard Fillmore" strips.
Personally, I find it inexcusably offensive and disgusting.You can do any or all of the following:
1. Email a note to the LA Times Readers' Representative Office at: readers.rep@latimes.com (or call 877-554-4000; it can be as simple as one sentence)
2. Use the online form to drop a note to the LA Times Calendar Section Comments, at this link: http://www.latimes.com/services/site/la-comment-calendar,0,262413.htmlstory (click the top choice: "Calendar section of the Los Angeles Times newspaper")
3. Email a short letter to the Editor, at: letters@latimes.com (include your full name, address and phone number so they can contact you to verify you wrote it; of course it's kept confidential)
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Friday, January 06, 2006
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
New Media
Sunday, January 01, 2006
New Year
It couldn't be worse than what just passed, right?
As we say in yoga (and which translates to everthing, cornily, in my life): namaste.
I honor the light within you.
Peace be with you.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Some Sites I Liked Today
Ricky Gervais podcasts -- funny, dry, funny, in that order.
Reason why I love the internets part 7,008.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Cabbage Based Stink Bomb
Every day since this incident, I thank God Almighty that the Hollywood Bowl is not enclosed.
Every. Day.
Monday, December 26, 2005
Reason #217 Why I Love the Internets
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Happy Holidays
I'm planning on having a nice day with loved ones, family and friends. Later this week, my sister's getting married, then the new year follows and we begin again.
Here's to new days.
Monday, December 19, 2005
A Great Book Blog
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Blogger/Gay Porn Star Koo Koo Roo
Saturday, December 17, 2005
I Spy...
Herr Presidente admitted to breaking the law to spy on his own citizens inside our own country? What more can this country withstand? If the terrorists don't do us in, these criminals "governing" our country will.
Friday, December 16, 2005
New York Times
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Other Ford Owned Companies to Boycott
Mercury
Mazda
Volvo
Jaguar
Land Rover
Astor Martin
If you buy the Mazda from the previous post, no money will be given to the Mazda company. It's a private transaction. ;-)
Ford Motor Co. is Homophobic
I had a Mustang until this January. It was a so-so car which got terrible terrible gas mileage. It was a lease and the leasing company was Wells Fargo, who, by the way, were complete and total assholes about the return of the car. So, overall, the Mustang experience was not a very positive one.
And now, I'll never consider buying or leasing a Ford again.
I do, however, suggest a lovely mini-cooper or a Miata...
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Atwater Village
Who knew?
Saturday, November 26, 2005
WTF
Friday, November 25, 2005
Monday, November 21, 2005
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Disgusted and Angry
Monday, November 14, 2005
HABEAS CORPUS
Republicans in the senate are trying to deny this most important right to the prisoners being unlawfully held at Gitmo.
Kevin Drum reveals one of the many reasons this is bringing ever more shame to this country.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Fallen Fruit
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Pig Fuckers
Two democats -- Landieu of LA and Nelson -- voted with the Republicans.
Have our leaders no shame?