Though the democrats couldn't muster up enough courage among its members to really oppose this ideological right-winger, at least as Bill in Portland, Maine on the Kos declares, we still should celebrate those on the High Court who will defend our rights.
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE JOHN... PAUL... STEVENS!!!!
[Wild...I mean frickin' WILD applause. A million Bic lighters suddenly come to life as the most massive fireworks display you've ever seen explodes overhead! Molly Ivins, E.J. Dionne and Paul Krugman throw candy to the crowd.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE DAVID... SOUTER!!!!
[Women wriggle their panties off and throw them on-stage. WILD applause as the Blue Angels roar overhead and a thousand children holding flashlights form a human `scales of justice.']
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH... BADER... GINSBURG!!!!
[Okay, this is getting insane. A team of Chippendales dancers hoists Ginsburg on a solid gold throne as a million voices sing in unison: We will, we will ROCK YOU!! Kenny G descends from the rafters to play a solo, but is carried off by security, thank god.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE STEPHEN... BREYER!!!!
[Shit! No...way! The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Green Day, Busta Rhymes, the Dixie Chicks and Kanye West team up for an insane performance of Street Fighting Man while a MASSIVE American flag unfurls. The roar of the crowd is heard in 6 states.]
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ANTHONY... KENNEDY!!!!
Clap...C'clap. Clap. C'clap. Clap.
[Good lord. Sparklers. Speedo. Oh no...we told him three times: no clogging!]