Why I Love L.A. #7,456

Driving down Santa Monica Blvd. this morning -- heading east to west -- I was side by side with a County Sherrif's black and white bus. In other words, a bus filled with prisoners. On the sidewalk, an african-american transvestite with unnaturally red hair, jumped up and down, jubilantly waving at the prisoners on the bus. I've never seen anyone ever look so happy.